"Keep your hopes up high and your head down low."

"I speak the truth and everybody else knows it. So set your ego to the side and just get the fuck over it."

"Just 'cause you're right doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"You only get one chance and that's one too much. What's the world gonna say when I call your bluff, punk?"

Those awkward yet hilarious gag gifts friends give each other…